Captain Obvious is running for President. And he is doing it the only way he knows how. He is just doing it. Running, that it. He is throwing on his sneakers and hitting the campaign trail. I think he’ll win. He is so fit. He is being sponsored by Hotels.com because he will need to stay in a lot of hotels as he runs across the country.
Captain Obvious For President
You know I am not sure why everyone gets so heated during the election years. Everyone wants to fight about the different points of view and they want don’t want to leave any space for any other opinions. I think they is why Captain Obvious gets my vote. He is straight to the point. No wondering what he is thinking. He tells you exactly what you need to know. Alaska is has cold and brutal weather! YES. Arizona is famous for having a big hole in the ground that was there long before Arizona was. That is so true! Alabama’s state song is called Alabama. That is certainly easy to remember. These are the things that I think a presidential candidate needs to know.
Need to get to the heart of the political issues that Captain Obvious is facing? All you have to do is check out his newscasts and tweets along the way. No tensions there. You can stay on top of the issues with his live tweeting during the presidential debates, commenting on any big presidential moments as they happen. Careful, you might even catch him photo-bombing some newscasts during different key events during the primaries and conventions.
I recommend that you stay up to date on this candidate. He has his fingers on the pulse of the nation, while he is taking his own. I mean, running a race gets the blood flowing.
Visit CaptainObviousRunsForPresident.com, the official home of his race. Here, you can view content, get merchandise to support your newest favorite candidate, watch videos specific to all 50 states and watch Captain Obvious’ run across the country.
He has my vote!